Wednesday, April 14, 2010

No Big Ben Jerky?

Some late breaking news, due to Big Ben's "alleged" sexual assault of a girl in Miami, we will be denied the smoky, meaty flavor of Big Ben Jerky.

This is probably a good thing because with that mullet he was rocking and now beef jerky, he was dangerously getting red neck. I mean he is from Lima, Ohio...so maybe he is just returning to his roots.

Can the NFL Commissioner really punish him even more? Doubt it.

1 comment:

  1. I think it's okay, but only because the packaging makes it looks like it came from a rest stop in Tennessee.

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